Joke sms-1.
Father 2 son:
whenever I beat u,
u don’t get annoyed,
how u control ur anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet
with ur toothbrush
Joke sms- 2.
Principle said 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only 4 6 Hours!
Joke sms- 3.
How did an intelligent boy propose 2 girl ,
he took the girl along with him on a boat and
at the middle of river said “Marry me or leave the boat”
Joke sms- 4.
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.
Joke sms- 5.
Teacher: how do u differentiate “wife” & “mother”
student:
before marriage we sleep with “mother” &
after marriage we sleep with our “wife”.
Joke sms- 6.
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance 4 starting business?
Student: “Father in law”
Joke sms- 7.
A man on the phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man: No this is her husband speaking…
Joke sms- 8.
An Employee sent SMS 2 his BOSS:
I am sick
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it”
2 hours later employee SMS 2 boss:
“I m OK, ur wife is very sweet”
Joke sms- 9.
Q: “Have u ever read Shakespeare?”
boy: “No, who wrote it?”
Joke sms- 10.
woman: “I made my husband a millionaire.”
Her friend:”And what was he b4 u married him?
Woman: “A billionaire.”
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Joke Sms
Joke sms- 11.
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come 2 u again!
Joke sms- 12.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries 2 explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening 2 him can’t understand him. Do u understand me?
Son: No.
Joke sms- 13.
Angry Father 2 his son: Have u ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.
Joke sms- 14.
Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have 2 enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 1 4 U and 2 4 ur parents.
Joke sms- 15.
Son:Mom,when I was on da bus
with Dad this morning,he told me 2
give up my seat 2 a lady.
Mom:u did da right thing.
Son:But mum,I was sitting on daddy’s lap
Joke sms- 16.
A girl & boy were sitting alone
the boy started touching de girl
Girl: don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy: ok call me when u r married.
Joke sms- 17.
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da school
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait 4 the Teachers”
Joke sms- 18.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Ur dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, u said it does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Joke sms- 19.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Student: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
Joke sms- 20.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me da name of
this bird by watching it’s legs only?
St:I can’t.
Ex: U failed, what’s ur name?
St: See my legs & get my name
Man: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of a long life will never come 2 u again!
Joke sms- 12.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries 2 explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening 2 him can’t understand him. Do u understand me?
Son: No.
Joke sms- 13.
Angry Father 2 his son: Have u ever seen an owl?
Son: (Looking down) No…
Father: Don’t look down. Look at me.
Joke sms- 14.
Husband: Today is Sunday &
I have 2 enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why 3?
Husband: 1 4 U and 2 4 ur parents.
Joke sms- 15.
Son:Mom,when I was on da bus
with Dad this morning,he told me 2
give up my seat 2 a lady.
Mom:u did da right thing.
Son:But mum,I was sitting on daddy’s lap
Joke sms- 16.
A girl & boy were sitting alone
the boy started touching de girl
Girl: don’t touch me, all this only after marriage.
Boy: ok call me when u r married.
Joke sms- 17.
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da school
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait 4 the Teachers”
Joke sms- 18.
Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Ur dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, u said it does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.
Joke sms- 19.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
Student: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
Joke sms- 20.
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me da name of
this bird by watching it’s legs only?
St:I can’t.
Ex: U failed, what’s ur name?
St: See my legs & get my name
Joke sms
Joke sms- 21.
Teacher: what is skeleton?
Student: Sir Skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot 2 stop it..!!!
Joke sms- 22.
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married
Joke sms- 23.
A boy goes 2 see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed 2 see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Joke sms- 24.
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin 4 elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like u can sit!
Joke sms- 25.
Teacher says 2 student, In Algebra
A=B & B=C. It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love u & U love ur daughter,
It means that I love ur daughter.
Joke sms- 26.
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: 1 Months Ago
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key…
Joke sms- 27.
Teacher: What should be in a book 2 make it a bestseller?
Boy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Joke sms- 28.
An old lady teacher of English
ask this question in the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It’s the past tense of course.
Joke sms- 29.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Teacher: what is skeleton?
Student: Sir Skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot 2 stop it..!!!
Joke sms- 22.
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries 2 kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling I am already married
Joke sms- 23.
A boy goes 2 see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed 2 see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!
Joke sms- 24.
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin 4 elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like u can sit!
Joke sms- 25.
Teacher says 2 student, In Algebra
A=B & B=C. It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love u & U love ur daughter,
It means that I love ur daughter.
Joke sms- 26.
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Man: 1 Months Ago
Doctor: What were u doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key…
Joke sms- 27.
Teacher: What should be in a book 2 make it a bestseller?
Boy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Joke sms- 28.
An old lady teacher of English
ask this question in the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It’s the past tense of course.
Joke sms- 29.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Joke sms
Joke sms- 31.
Dad : Son, what do u want 4 ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
Joke sms- 32.
Can u explain 2 me how this lipstick got on ur collar? the suspicious wife sneered. No I can’t the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Joke sms-33
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter.
Joke sms-34.
TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Student: so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
Joke sms-35
Maths teacher: 2 a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 2 leena,
3 2 tina, 4 2 meena,
then what will U get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!
Joke sms-36.
Lady: So, u want 2 become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Joke sms-37.
Humans fall in love that’s true,
Cows eat grass that’s Ok,
But Monkey reading sms,
That’s incredible.
Joke sms-38.
A teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy with writing the essay except one student. He wrote “DUE 2 RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Joke sms-39.
In a drug store
Customer: I’d like some vitamins 4 my grandson.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any one will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Dad : Son, what do u want 4 ur birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
Joke sms- 32.
Can u explain 2 me how this lipstick got on ur collar? the suspicious wife sneered. No I can’t the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Joke sms-33
Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter.
Joke sms-34.
TEACHER: If u call ur mother as MUM,
Then what will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis?
Student: so simple, I will call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM
Joke sms-35
Maths teacher: 2 a dull boy,
if u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 2 leena,
3 2 tina, 4 2 meena,
then what will U get?
Student: 3 Girl friends....!
Joke sms-36.
Lady: So, u want 2 become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
Joke sms-37.
Humans fall in love that’s true,
Cows eat grass that’s Ok,
But Monkey reading sms,
That’s incredible.
Joke sms-38.
A teacher told all students in a class 2 write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy with writing the essay except one student. He wrote “DUE 2 RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Joke sms-39.
In a drug store
Customer: I’d like some vitamins 4 my grandson.
Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Customer: Any one will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Joke Sms
Joke SMS-41.
Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???
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Joke SMS-42.
1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Joke SMS-43.
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(
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Joke SMS-44.
Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
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Joke SMS-45.
1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
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Joke SMS-46.
Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?
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Joke SMS-47.
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.
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Joke SMS-48.
Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister. !!! :)
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Joke SMS-49.
1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked "Why" ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked "Why" ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.
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Son: Why are all these people running?
Father: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Son: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running ???
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Joke SMS-42.
1st Friend: I am so miser that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
2nd Friend: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
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Joke SMS-43.
Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.
Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it. :(
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Joke SMS-44.
Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom?
Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Kid thought for a moment, and then said, "Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Joke SMS-45.
1st Friend: I and my girlfriend are getting married.
2nd Friend: Oh great, but when is the marriage?
1st Friend: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
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Joke SMS-46.
Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?
Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.
Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?
♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥♫♥
Joke SMS-47.
Chemistry Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?
Student: H I J K L M N O.
Chemistry Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday U said H to O.
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Joke SMS-48.
Husband: If I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry? Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister. !!! :)
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Joke SMS-49.
1st Patient was crying loudly. 2nd Patient asked "Why" ?
1st Patient: They will cut my finger for blood test. Hearing this 2nd Patient started crying even louder.
1st Patient asked "Why" ?
2nd Patient: I have come for my urine test.
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Love Quote SMS
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. ~Author Unknown
Love Quote SMS
The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi
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I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. ~Javan
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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover
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It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. ~Author Unknown
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author
True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)
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I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
Love Quote SMs
You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. ~Author unknown
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Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. ~V.F. Calverton
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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire
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Love is my religion - I could die for it. ~John Keats
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Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~Dan GreenburgLove Quote SMS
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato
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Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960
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Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery
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I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
~Pixie Foudre
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What "love" is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another. ~William Carlos Williams
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I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting. ~Sylvester Stallone
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. ~Author Unknown
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Life only starts when love comes. ~From the movie Bill of Divorcement, 1932
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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan
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Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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An old man in love is like a flower in winter. ~Portuguese Proverb
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It's hard to defeat a woman in love. ~Destin Figuier
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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. ~François, duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb
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A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. ~Nicholas de Chamfort
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Love is not consolation. It is light. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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Loving is never a waste of time. ~Astrid
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein
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We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe
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"The first sight of love is the last of wisdom." Antoine Bret
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When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. ~Bill Balance
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken
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A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.
~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"
(Thanks, Krystel)
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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb
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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke
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Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, "Quotable Quote," February 2002
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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defence. ~Mark Overby
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"Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is until they are all gone." Source Unknown
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov
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"Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind." William Shakespeare
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The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig
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Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau
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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault,robertbrault.com
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"Love doesn't make the world go around; love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Source Unknown
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"Love is like the weather; you can't ignore it." Source UnknownLove Quote SMS-1.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb
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When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca
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Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~Jean Anouilh
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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
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Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella
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A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown
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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss
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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi
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I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. ~Javan
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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover
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It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you. ~Author Unknown
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author
True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)
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I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
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You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget. ~Author unknown
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Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky. ~V.F. Calverton
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"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire
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Love is my religion - I could die for it. ~John Keats
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Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~Dan GreenburgLove Quote SMS
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato
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Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960
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Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery
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I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
~Pixie Foudre
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What "love" is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another. ~William Carlos Williams
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I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting. ~Sylvester Stallone
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. ~Author Unknown
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Life only starts when love comes. ~From the movie Bill of Divorcement, 1932
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A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. ~George Jean Nathan
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Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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An old man in love is like a flower in winter. ~Portuguese Proverb
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It's hard to defeat a woman in love. ~Destin Figuier
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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. ~François, duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
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Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb
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A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. ~Nicholas de Chamfort
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Love is not consolation. It is light. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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Loving is never a waste of time. ~Astrid
Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein
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We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe
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"The first sight of love is the last of wisdom." Antoine Bret
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When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. ~Bill Balance
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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken
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A bell is no bell 'til you ring it,
A song is no song 'til you sing it,
And love in your heart
Wasn’t put there to stay -
Love isn’t love
'Til you give it away.
~Oscar Hammerstein, Sound of Music, "You Are Sixteen (Reprise)"
(Thanks, Krystel)
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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb
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Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity. ~Henry Van Dyke
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Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice T, The Ice Opinion, quoted in Reader's Digest, "Quotable Quote," February 2002
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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defence. ~Mark Overby
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"Love is like a box of chocolates. You don't know how good it is until they are all gone." Source Unknown
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov
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"Love looks not with eyes, but with the mind." William Shakespeare
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The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig
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Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau
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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault,robertbrault.com
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"Love doesn't make the world go around; love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
Source Unknown
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"Love is like the weather; you can't ignore it." Source UnknownLove Quote SMS-1.
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb
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When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca
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Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~Jean Anouilh
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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
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Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella
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A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown
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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~Dr. Seuss
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"So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me."
Shakespeare
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"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
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"Do not tell me, for I've heard it all, there is too much to do with hate, but much more to do with love." William Shakespeare in his Romeo and Juliet
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"Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!"
Source Unknown
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"Love is a journey not a destination." Source Unknown
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"Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!"
Source Unknown
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"Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness."
Source Unknown
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"When love comes so strong there is no right or wrong. Your love is your love."
From West Side Story
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"Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late." Kurt Cornish
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"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones." Irene
"So long as I can breathe or I can see, so long lives your love which gives life to me."
Shakespeare
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"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew."
William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet
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"Do not tell me, for I've heard it all, there is too much to do with hate, but much more to do with love." William Shakespeare in his Romeo and Juliet
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"Love is like a river, never ending as it flows, but gets greater with time!"
Source Unknown
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"Love is a journey not a destination." Source Unknown
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"Love is a precious gift that you receive, and you need to give it with caution!"
Source Unknown
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"Love is the only game never postponed due to darkness."
Source Unknown
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"When love comes so strong there is no right or wrong. Your love is your love."
From West Side Story
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"Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late." Kurt Cornish
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"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones." Irene
